Pastor Sasquatch now online

By Exjani Rojas —

AI has brought Bigfoot out of legend and into prank videos, so it’s not a surprise that Sasquatch not only got saved but now preaches pastor-like on a slew of shorts and videos on the YouTube channel HolyBigfootVlogs.

“Hey there, Bigfoot Fellowship. It’s Wednesday lunch, y’all. Don’t scroll. You need to pray over your food right now,” says the hairy beast in a suit.

Whoever is behind these AI videos is taking humor to the next level and seasoning in with Bible study power. Pastor Sasquatch alternatively dresses in T-shirts and tennis and sometimes goes with no clothes (his hair does the job). He mostly has a Southern drawl. His voiceover appears to be from various popular preachers.

“I was out in the woods, hiding, ashamed, hairy and lost,” Preacher Yeti tells a huge congregation. “You think you’re mess disqualifies you. Nah. That’s why he wants you.”

Sometimes he’s preaching in the woods, as if at a Christian retreat in the mountains. Alternatively, he preaches at Sasquatch Chapel. An extensive investigation was conducted and it could not be determined at the time of publication the city this church is in.